John Danek
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The word “boomer” contains decades–nay, millennia–of pain, hatred, and abuse. Millennials toss it around flippantly, making it the punchline of…
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James Webster
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CARSON CITY, Nev. — Your good friend Tony Suarez will make his radio debut tonight with his punk band The…
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Cory Cousins
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BOISE, Idaho — Ambitious music school graduate Fritz Stokowski took to the streets with flyers yesterday, advertising auditions for a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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As gamers, we don’t do enough to celebrate the vast history of Jewish heritage in video games, and we here…
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Mark Bouchard
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Lock. Him. Up. That's what I wish I could say about Pete Buttigieg, but unfortunately, that dork is way too…
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John Danek
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ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Civil engineer Daniel Barley obtained sole custody of ex-girlfriend Alicia Kressen’s parents yesterday during the dissolution of…
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Kevin Flynn
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ORLANDO, Fla. — Sending waves of terror rippling throughout the streamer’s Twitch chat, an unhinged maniac rigged an NES to…
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Patrick Coyne
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Quick, need some mommy advice ASAP. About once a week, usually after getting my eight-month-old son to sleep, there’s a…
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Kaitlyn Jeffers
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NYACK, N.Y. — Local BMX rider Duncan Turley allegedly spent months preserving his cleanest Hatebreed shirt, all to officiate the…
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Ashley Oh
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FLORENCE, Italy — College freshman Dan Peters was left speechless earlier this morning, claiming he was stunned at the level…
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