Freelancer
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MEDFORD, Ore. — Local punk Lena Kovacic confused audience members at her improv show last night when she refused to…
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John Danek
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SEATTLE — Competitive barista Boris Demman was rushed to the emergency room yesterday when a carafe of fresh pourover was…
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Erin McLaughlin
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Folk punks everywhere can rejoice (and not just because God’s ears are stitches lolol!!!); thirty-year old Nick Peterson finally got…
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Joe Tilleli
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FERNFIELD, Wash. — Four Dungeons & Dragons players put their DM in a tough spot this past weekend when they…
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John Danek
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SEATTLE — Politically correct punk Michael Favata was delighted to learn yesterday that his band’s bassist is currently dating a…
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Lawrence Scotti
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EDGEWATER — Democratic nominee hopeful Joe Biden has been endorsed by Spacer’s Choice, the candidate announced over the weekend. “I…
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Ryan Danley
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DENVER — Attendees of a local pop-punk show last night reported The Only Wish bass player Robert White’s Godflesh shirt…
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Patrick Coyne
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MANHATTAN, Kan. — Bleary-eyed local woman Sharon Esses reported this morning that the only consistent part of her bedtime routine…
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Gabe Gurwin
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Rockabilly revival icons Stray Cats have enjoyed a longevity few other rock bands can tout, reuniting continuously and even recording…
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Andrew Murphy
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WASHINGTON — The heavily anticipated Million Frontman March, meant to promote brotherhood and unity while taking a stand against backstabbing,…
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