Neil Floyd
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October 10, 2019
LEAWOOD, Kan. — Local gamer Kevin Zelinski was confused when he couldn’t find the option to enlist as a sniper…
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Erin McLaughlin
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October 10, 2019
WASHINGTONVILLE, N.Y. — 30-year-old pop-punk fan T.J. Keen pushed the limits of age and style last night by wearing an…
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Hard Drive Staff
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October 9, 2019
IRVINE, Calif. — Following outcries surrounding Blizzard’s suspension and award termination of a Hearthstone player for making pro-Hong Kong comments,…
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UTICA, N.Y. — A local hipster was terrorizing shoppers leaving an area Trader Joe’s grocery store yesterday, asking if they’ve…
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Freelancer
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October 9, 2019
NEWPORT BEACH, Calif. — Termagant Pharmaceuticals product strategy intern Jeremy Hastings impressed colleagues last week by receiving more allegations of…
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Patrick Coyne
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October 9, 2019
Recently, the elitist SJWs of The Hard Times took a moment out of our busy lives of canceling posers to…
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Patrick Crooks
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October 9, 2019
FAIRFAX, Va. — Known procrastinator Dave Lowary has started smoking cigarettes in an apparent attempt to end his life, concerned…
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Andy Holt
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October 8, 2019
It is with a heavy heart and absolutely no civil or criminal liability whatsoever that Hard Drive must announce the…
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Brooks Gray
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October 8, 2019
NEW YORK — Democratic Presidential hopeful Andrew Yang defended himself this morning when a small, highly opinionated faction of citizens…
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DANVILLE, Calif. — Local man Owen Nelson was completely convinced last night that the entire world is run by an…
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