The Hard Times Staff
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CORAL SPRINGS, Fla. — New Found Glory frontman Jordan Pundik reported he’s no longer motivated to write lyrics about teenage…
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LAWRENCE, N.Y. — Local restaurant-goer Dennis Malloy was recently inflicted with Poison Damage after eating at Taco Bell early this…
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Dan Rice
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LOS ANGELES — A growing number of Spotify users are increasingly frustrated with the streaming service’s inability to find a…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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FLINT, Mich. — Documentarian Bernard Oliver “simply had no choice” but to make his own life story an integral part…
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Dan Rice
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Hey, we get it- you’re not into sports. That’s cool. But what’s not cool is how every year you see…
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James Knapp
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HARRISBURG, Pa. — Security personnel kept a close eye last night on a shady-looking man standing on the edge of…
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Dan Kozuh
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Greta Thunberg, poster child for the radicalization of our youth, spoke in front of the members of the United Nations…
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Matt Kenny
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PEARL RIVER, N.Y. — Local paramedic Amy Rivera tried to resuscitate an unresponsive gamer this morning by blowing into him…
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Michael O'Connor
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DURHAM, N.C. — Acid Frankenstein singer Patrick Morris happily announced last night that he was already “loaded in and ready…
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Krissy Howard
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BUMFUCK, Iowa — The small, central Iowa town of Bumfuck announced plans today to honor its eponymous founder Arthur Bumfuck…
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