Patrick Crooks
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CHICAGO — The entire audience at Lincoln Hall last night let out sighs of relief when finding out they were…
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Freelancer
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WALLA WALLA, Wash. — Punk bassist Becca Roberts defended her decision today to use a plectrum for the clitoral stimulation…
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Ben Doyle
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BARNEGAT LIGHT, N.J. — Self-described platonic friends Nathaniel Hester and Dorian McIntosh were forced to imagine a saucy domestic fantasy…
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Joe Rumrill
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DANBURY, Conn. — Local woman Allison Moore brought some joy to an otherwise somber moment earlier today by delivering the…
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Kyle Sekaquaptewa
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Oh boy, look who just walked in. Who does this douchebag think he is? I hate when assholes from out…
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John Danek
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NEW YORK — The in-house songwriting and production team behind the Kidz Bop series fell into writer’s block this week…
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Steven Porfiri
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MINNEAPOLIS — Lamenting the scarcity of eligible women in online voice chats, Darren McDaniels announced Wednesday that he simply could…
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Mark Roebuck
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BISBEE, Ariz. — An “emergency” episode of the conspiracy theory-themed podcast Overacity Radio speculated about a direct correlation between the…
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Michael Luis
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Freighthopping, commonly known in punk circles as ‘train hopping,’ is the act of stealthily boarding a train and riding it…
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