Patrick Coyne
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LUBBOCK, Texas — Aging punk and amateur life coach Robbie Ginsburg was charged today with criminal negligence after authorities discovered…
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Mark Roebuck
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ATLANTA — Having lost his previous gaming PC to a flood, Ned Myers has constructed a much bigger and more…
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Collin Canning
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LANGHAM, Saskatchewan — A Beta Cucks show last night at the Langham Legion Hall was interrupted when a windmilling punk…
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Lauren Lavín
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GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — A new biography titled Coming All Over the Country, chronicling the life of frontman Ollie Campbell…
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Too many young people in this country grow up believing that their only ticket out of the affluent suburbs is…
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Graham Techler
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LOS ANGELES — Horror director Gary Dauberman recently spent another workday wondering if his horror film Annabelle Comes Home, was…
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Patrick Coyne
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MESA, Ariz. — Local man Jeffrey Woodward is running out of good sides of his mouth to chew with, thanks…
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CHARLESTOWN, S.C. — Presidential hopeful Bernie Sanders had his Ford Econoline tour van stolen from outside the Democratic debate earlier…
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John Danek
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WESTERVILLE, Ohio — Senator Bernie Sanders played a cheap Squier Affinity P-Bass on stage during tonight's debate for the 2020…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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TOKYO — Among growing complaints about the size of Final Fantasy VII character Tifa’s breasts in the upcoming remake, Square…
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