Ben Friedman
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June 4, 2019
LOS ANGELES — The International Committee for Problematic Favorites announced today that die-hard defenders of Morrissey have won the 2019…
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CUPERTINO, Calif. — During his WWDC keynote speech this morning, Apple CEO Tim Cook announced the iLadder, a new product…
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Patrick Coyne
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June 3, 2019
NEW YORK — The highly anticipated Ramones “Word of the Day” calendar was released yesterday, which disappointed but unsurprised fans…
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Mark Roebuck
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June 3, 2019
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Avid gamer Lyle Avett grew vocally frustrated earlier this afternoon after he was informed by a…
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Doug Francisco
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June 3, 2019
LOS ANGELES — The artificial intelligence algorithm behind LANDR’s audio mastering service yesterday remastered all songs it received into Chumbawamba’s…
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ATLANTA — Dale Clarke, a middle-aged computer tech with early onset arthritis, went into explicit detail with his coworkers about…
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Bobby D. Lux
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June 3, 2019
EL PASO, Texas — Democratic Presidential candidate Beto O’Rourke faced increased scrutiny from political adversaries yesterday following accusations alleging he…
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Erin McLaughlin
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June 3, 2019
When The Hard Times scored an interview with Jack White we were thrilled. However, what he said was so excruciatingly,…
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Bobby Korec
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June 2, 2019
Art is self expression. Art is thought-provoking. Art shines a mirror onto society so that it can see the ugliness…
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John Dixon
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June 2, 2019
AKRON, Ohio — New local venue The Roach Trap has set the DIY punk scene ablaze with its endless amenities,…
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