SAN DIEGO — Local man and semi-frequent sex-haver Taylor Durham edited his 95-minute long playlist “Poon Tunez” yesterday while reluctantly…
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CJ Hernandez
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BUFFALO, N.Y. — YouTuber Jimothy Faux-Machine released the first video of a new 7-part series that asks if it is…
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John Danek
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VIENNA – Local punk, former drummer, and current Vienna Philharmonic timpanist Griffin “Scuzz” Boyle removed his shirt minutes into his…
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Lauren Lavín
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Jeff Bezos just can’t catch a break! It’s bad enough the world’s richest human being has to deal with labor…
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Edgar Towner
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TOKYO — The annual budget of Shippai Preparatory Academy has been reduced due to the school’s failure to adequately prepare…
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Tom Peters
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ANAHEIM, Calif. — A study conducted at Moog Music’s NAMM trade show booth found that everyone firmly believes they correctly…
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Jordan Breeding
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Let’s face it, we wouldn’t be where we are without the help and guidance of our teachers who give us…
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Louie Aronowitz
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BEDFORD, N.Y. — Recently single 31-year-old Alexander Harwood is reportedly longing today for the era in which grief and sorrow…
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Patrick Coyne
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BOSTON — Popular fantasy author Rick Riordan announced via Twitter today that his character Percy Jackson is a pansexual fuck…
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Matt Wassung
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local dog and punk house resident Haley stared hopefully at the side of a stage last night after…
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