Jeremy Kaplowitz
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MILWAUKEE, Wisc. — Local mother and new addition to the Twitter community Eileen Sommer reportedly announced to her family today,…
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James Webster
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ATHENS, Ga. — Local uninsured and ailing man Jordan Cohen announced today that he will “just give it a few…
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Jonah Nink
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While Todd Erickson may seem like a mild mannered middle-aged man at first glance, this is simply a cover up…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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I am so goddamn sick of seeing fake gatekeepers on the internet telling people they aren’t real fans of something,…
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BRIDGEWATER, Mass. — Your coolest cousin and basically “big brother” from ages 4-13, Donnie McGee, was finally released from prison…
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M.J. Amory
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MAUI, Hawaii — As the live stream ended for the 2018 Video Game Awards, Gex the Gecko, titular character of…
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John Danek
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WEST SENECA, N.Y. — Legendary crust punk Selma “Pusbubble” Gormin shocked her friends and fellow squatters this morning, announcing that…
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Kip Doyle
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MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — A chaotic brawl broke out at this weekend’s River Rage Rampage music festival, when fans of popular…
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Julia Platz-Halter
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HONOLULU, Hawaii — Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for the Nintendo Switch was released today, the latest installment in the long-running…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local gamer Pierce Roderick has reportedly gathered enough capital to purchase all of the necessary equipment for…
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