Opinion: That’s Not What My Older Brother Told Me
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I am not calling you a liar, I am just saying that is not what my older brother told me…
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Month: December 2018
126 stories found
Gamer’s Best of 2018 List Just the 5 Games He’s Played This Year
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DENVER — Joe Hutchinson has released his annual ranking of the best games of the year, although his entries have…
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Gamer’s Best of 2018 List Just the 5 Games He’s Played This Year
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DENVER — Joe Hutchinson has released his annual ranking of the best games of the year, although his entries have…
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Alcoholic Uncle Still Planning to Somehow Ruin Booze-Free Wedding
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SAN DIEGO — Local alcoholic Jerry Tatum announced plans to somehow ruin his niece’s wedding later tonight with his drunk…
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Spotify Free User Names “Get in the Zone – Autozone” as Best Song of 2018
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TUCSON, Ariz. — Local music critic and Spotify free user Jill Nesbitt named “Get in the Zone - Autozone” as…
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Goddamn ‘Let’s Play’ Has Talking
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CEDAR RAPIDS, Iowa — A YouTube Let's Play video of Hollow Knight, being used for the purposes of consultation and…
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Punk Band’s Most Influential Material Is Yelp Review of Local Taqueria
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BERKELEY, Calif. — Bay Area punk band The Guts have released their most influential material since their inception 10 years…
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Opinion: As Someone Who Has Spent His Life Hunting Sasquatch, I Can Tell You, Without a Doubt in My Mind, I’ve Wasted My Life
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I sit silently in my self-built blind, made of mud and twigs; the forest is silent save for the gentle…
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9 out of 10 Teens Drinking on Football Field Report This Is the Greatest Night of Their Lives
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A study out of Park High School in central Indiana shows that 9 out of 10 teens splitting a case…
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Weakest Squad Member Also Most Successful in Real Life
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AKRON, Ohio — Local gamer Tim Gilbert is facing criticism from his friend group for focusing on his career and…
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