Kenny Rohrbacher
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September 7, 2018
TOKYO — Yosuke Hayashi, president of famed software developer Team Ninja, announced the production of a new controller specifically designed…
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Zac Townsend
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September 7, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Singer/songwriter and self-proclaimed “antichrist” Marilyn Manson is in stable condition today recovering from spinal removal surgery that…
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Dan Rice
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September 6, 2018
To The Editor, I am writing to express anguish over the bad vibes and malignant energies bombarding the intergalactic star-vessel…
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Dan Rice
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September 6, 2018
Wanna feel old? Of course you don’t! And it’s that simple, universal fear that causes you to click on these…
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Liam Senior
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September 6, 2018
SPOKANE, Wash. — Gamer Ryan Russo, who runs the popular Twitch Stream “No Kills, All Thrills” attempted a pacifist run…
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Jack Lewis
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September 6, 2018
BALTIMORE — Local punk Rick Blairowitz blamed his prominent neck tattoo for his inability to be hired, despite it being…
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Jack Lewis
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September 6, 2018
BALTIMORE — Local punk Rick Blairowitz blamed his prominent neck tattoo for his inability to be hired, despite it being…
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Edgar Towner
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September 5, 2018
LOS ANGELES — Advocates for representation in media rejoiced today after Netflix announced that Geralt of Rivia, the famously stoic…
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Jane Cripe
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September 5, 2018
Iwasn’t very impressed by season one of Who Is America? Sure Sacha Baron Cohen, under the guise of elaborate characters,…
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Louie Aronowitz
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September 5, 2018
WASHINGTON — Democratic leaders have brought in Scott Rogowsky, host of HQ Trivia, to aid in the filibuster of Supreme…
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