As Spider-Man comics have always taught us, with great power comes great responsibility. Unfortunately for us, Spider-Man isn’t real, and…
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I didn’t want to do it—I really didn’t. I tried to resolve the communication problems I had with my…
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M.J. Amory
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June 4, 2017
L OS ANGELES — Following decades of suffering, Lara Croft reportedly underwent a successful surgery today to reduce her incredibly large and geometrically…
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M.J. Amory
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June 4, 2017
WASHINGTON D.C. — After reportedly stating at a casual gathering of friends that her favorite series was Mass Effect and that…
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Mark Turner
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June 4, 2017
FRESNO, C.A. — A man hoping to haul in a large sum of cash found his local GameStop was only…
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Mark Roebuck
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June 4, 2017
UNDERGROUND LAIR, Ang. — Sources confirm everything was going according to the dark prince Dacucard’s wicked plan last night, as he…
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THE HAUGE, Netherlands — In a closed-door trial, military leaders leveled punishment against Sgt. Paul Jackson (aka UberDomed2005) for war…
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Peter Woods
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June 4, 2017
ALBANY, N.Y. — High school guidance counselor Michelle Hollenbeck expressed profound anger today after learning competitive gaming has become a…
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Contributor
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June 4, 2017
NEW YORK -- Local musical improv troupe Songtaneous Combustion bombarded a bewildered crowd at Lantern Pizza on Tuesday night with…
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Louie Aronowitz
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June 4, 2017
BOSTON — MIT janitor Will Chase is allegedly brilliant at mathcore, according to university staff members who caught him secretly…
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