Christmas is rapidly approaching. Malls are abuzz with holiday shoppers and many folks are starting to put up their decorations and resume yuletide traditions of…
Upon entering my local Starbucks this week, I heard a catchy tune playing over the speakers. The voice sounded powerful and familiar, so I asked…
These days everybody wants to play it safe. Just go to any store right now. What does every cashier say at the end of your…
SAN FRANCISCO — Friends of local punk Derek Evans report they are already fed up with his anti-Christmas rants that accompany every holiday season, a…
You’ve told them countless times. You weren’t rude about it, but you definitely told them. Still, that one weird aunt — or your friend’s new…
LOS ANGELES — Preliminary paper work was filed in Los Angeles superior court this morning stating that Glenn Danzig is suing Santa Claus over late…
AUSTIN, Texas. — Local 13-year-old Tyler Ryan had his Christmas ruined after receiving the most recent Black Flag album “What The…” as a gift. Ryan…
SPRINGFIELD, Mo. – You won’t be the only straight edge person around the table this holiday season, because your aunt has loudly declared she will…
USA – A recent spike in GG Allin sightings has been linked to Christmas tree lots sprouting up around the nation, according to Christmas tree…