Corey Montgomery
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You’ve survived another holiday and spent the entire week scouring the internet for deals on things you otherwise wouldn't think…
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Corey Montgomery
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Winter is right around the corner and like many of you, I've been frolicking in crunchy leaves, wearing all of…
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Kelley Greene
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CHICAGO — Local woman Jenna Morris was thrilled to discover that her Spotify Wrapped did not contain any traces of…
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Matt McInerney
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STOCKHOLM, Sweden — Spotify announced they are releasing a new premium feature for parents that will filter kids' songs out…
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Dan Rice
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — Self-described “punk” Anthony Atomma was reportedly left feeling embarrassed and exposed yesterday when his Spotify Wrapped…
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NEWPORT, R.I. — Local hardcore kid Luke Tappe finally unveiled his 2021 Spotify wrapped after consuming countless YouTube tutorials and…
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Patrick Coyne
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SUN VALLEY, Nev. — Local man and occasional masturbator Harrison Weber was disgraced after receiving his “2021 Pornhub Wrapped” late…
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V.F. Thompson
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KALAMAZOO, Mich. — Local punk Abigail Burton was forced to confront the ways her listening habits reflect her deeply pathetic…
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The Hard Times Staff
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LOS ANGELES — A seemingly innocuous Spotify pop-punk playlist was ordered by a judge at the Los Angeles superior court…
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