Carson Soukup
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DENVER — Local man Chris Wyatt’s first bowel movement at his new office job was completed without incident, the relieved…
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Mark Delaney
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BEAVERTON, Ore. — Customer Service Coordinator Josh Bellamie capped off yet another no-kill playthrough of the work week today, extending…
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Dave Cross
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LAKEVILLE, Minn. — Easton Clemens, 17, added his considerable video gaming expertise to his resume in hopes of gaining an…
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Anya Volz
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SPRINGFIELD, Ill. — Katelyn Paskin suffered a minor concussion earlier today after losing consciousness in a severe asthma attack, despite…
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Mark Roebuck
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So this is this water park you all wouldn’t shut up about, huh? This is not as amazing as you…
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Randi Pulator
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CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. — The once-spontaneous ass play of local couple Tyler and Kelly Anderson has simply become routine ass…
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Mark Roebuck
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MANHATTAN BEACH, Calif. — Milo Aukerman, licensed biochemist and lead singer of seminal punk band the Descendents, announced that he…
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Courtney Baka
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It seems like you can't turn on a TV or scroll your Facebook feed these days without hearing about transparency.…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Lakewood Insurance employee Derrick Glover reportedly called his boss this morning to ask (since he can really…
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Krissy Howard
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FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. -- Two roommates teamed up late last week to give their apartment a long-overdue cleaning, a source reports,…
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