Chris Bowen
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February 5, 2022
BEIJING — Norway added another gold medal in the 2022 Winter Olympic Games when their team of Black Metal musicians…
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Collin Canning
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December 5, 2021
FALL RIVER, Mass. — A centuries-old apparition roaming the innards of an 1800’s New England heritage property “must be someone…
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Ryan Danley
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October 9, 2021
SEAGRAVES, Texas — Local machete-wielding family of murderous butchers, the Fletchers, are rallying against Hollywood’s constant belittling of their macabre…
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CARVER, Mass. — Local metalhead Tyler Kearns admitted that the replica Viking sword he brought on his camping trip might…
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John Danek
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December 4, 2020
BANGOR, Maine — Middle-aged goth Richard Irwin stashed his collection of The Cure’s landmark fourth album “Pornography” in the woods…
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Malcolm Whitfield
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September 2, 2020
TUPPER LAKE, N.Y.— A family of raccoons near a campsite in the Adirondack Mountains were forced last night to protect…
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KERHONKSON, NY — Sources report a local black metal band has been missing for over 16 hours following a “totally…
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Daniel Louis
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November 16, 2015
PHILADELPHIA - The search for a lost Philadelphia man came to a joyous conclusion today after he navigated himself to safety…
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