Woman Tag Archives - Page 7

Literally A Koala • November 14, 2020

DENVER — Local man Cory McCann is ready to settle down and meet “the one” person he’ll spend the rest…

Lana Schwartz • September 24, 2020

CHICAGO — Local Pavement fan Nathan Matthews added Pavement lyrics to his Tinder profile yesterday, hoping to attract a woman…

Malcolm Whitfield • July 19, 2020

PORTLAND, Ore. — Local marketing associate and Black person Imani Phillips found yesterday that her iPhone X’s storage is almost…

Krissy Howard • July 14, 2020

BOISE, Idaho — Local bored woman Mona Trevino has quietly re-followed all of the messy, oversharing friends on Facebook she…

Lauren Lavin • June 30, 2020

SACRAMENTO — Local woman Lena Wright was charged with resisting arrest yesterday for fighting back against the armed, plainclothes rapist…

Anthony Robinson • June 18, 2020

NEW YORK — Local white woman Rebecca Shulz went viral today after calling The Police a better band than The…

Goodrich Gevaart • May 26, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Local punk and tall guy Michael Snyder replaced standing in front of his short girlfriend Anna Nelson…

Taylor Roebuck • April 23, 2020

LANSING, Mich. — Local punk Diana Spalsbury purchased 100 boxes of semi-permanent hair dye yesterday, just for the pair of…

James Knapp • March 28, 2020

BOSTON — Local woman Farrah Johanson assured anyone who would listen yet again today that she is masturbating just as…

Taylor Roebuck • March 7, 2020

DETROIT — Local woman and anxiety-haver Amanda Hamilton was spotted yesterday weighing all possible options for her evening plans before…

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