Ryan Werner											
										
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										EFFINGHAM, N.H. — Phish devotee Pete Selner was told by his wife yet again last week to "get a fucking…									
									
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												Patrick Coyne											
										
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										CARBONDALE, Ill. — Tired wife Ruby McDermott was reportedly “not in the mood” for sexual activity this evening, instead asking…									
									
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												Piotr Parker											
										
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										DIAMONDHEAD, Miss. — Local anger management counselor Damien Hall is in hot water today after instructing police officer Wayne Bailey…									
									
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												Freelancer											
										
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										NEW YORK — NYPD officer Joseph Calbroni resorted to imagining all of the protestors he is beating the shit out…									
									
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												Patrick Crooks											
										
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										SAN DIEGO — Thanks to the slowdown in day-to-day police activity, local officer Scott Martinson is now committing abuses of…									
									
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												Patrick Coyne											
										
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										BETHESDA, Md. — Local woman Tabitha Wicksham is “not at all worried” about her husband sleeping with groupies during his…									
									
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												Shea Strauss											
										
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										FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Beta cuck Seth Armitage watched helplessly from the side of his wife Nadia’s hospital bed last…									
									
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												Dan Rice											
										
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										Apparently you don’t need to be in a deep coma to be in your own little world. Rob Bailey of…									
									
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												Jay Petrequin											
										
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										BEND, Ore. — Melissa Davis ended her legally recognized two-year marriage through the game Second Life after meeting her husband…									
									
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												Brendan Krick											
										
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										I first read about the Mandela Effect last year when I encountered an article about The Berenstain Bears mystery. Is…									
									
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