Well, well, well. It’s been another eventful week for everyone but you. While you’ve been mindlessly scrolling on your phone and working a permanent you-sized…
Another week has passed and you’ve done nothing to improve your musical taste. Despite continued warnings from friends and loved ones about how lame you…
We’ve all survived another January ripe with unfulfilled resolutions and horrifyingly sober weekends during semi-successful attempts at making the month ‘dry.’ Now it’s February. Winter…
The world is in a constant state of change. Always evolving, flowing, and altering its shape. It’s time you get with the program and stop…
Another week into the new year, and it’s still the same old you when you look in the mirror. What happened? You used to, like,…
You’ve survived another holiday and spent the entire week scouring the internet for deals on things you otherwise wouldn’t think to buy on a normal…
Music is supposed to be a great equalizer, but when your playlists come on friends scream at you and family members disown you. It’s devastating…
The once bountiful sunlight of spring and summer is now dwindling, and now it will be nearly absent from your life until March so that…