Dan Rice
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Well it’s 4/20 again, and all the rubes are getting stoned out of their gourds talking about how today was…
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Kyle Stanley
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Domino’s Pizza delivery drivers across the country are upgrading their tires to near military-grade 4/20 models…
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Ted Pillow
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In a landmark victory for noncorporeal cannabis reform, the Ghostbusters announced via their tax lawyer Louis Tulley that they are…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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In November of 2020, science, love, and decency conquered all that stood in the way of justice, and America got…
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Ed Saincome
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You bring the stuff? Sweet. These are authentic JNCO jeans, right? The ones from the late '90s?I don't want none…
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Andy Holt
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Getting high and playing video games can be a lot of fun, but you want to make sure you combine…
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Andy Holt
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LOS ANGELES — Local gamer Aaron Hopper insisted that he “plays way better when he’s stoned” despite a complete lack…
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Dom Turek
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NEW YORK — Luxury sex toy manufacturer Bad Vibrations claims their latest dildo, which can’t maintain a full erection and…
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Ramona Apthorp
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LOS ANGELES — Local punk and weed enthusiast Sam “Switch” Gremillion inserted his penis into an old bong Wednesday afternoon…
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Patrick Coyne
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DENVER — The entire state of Colorado hid 500 tons of legal marijuana in a building-sized Altoids tin prior to…
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