Ben Sobieck
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MINNEAPOLIS — The appearance of an unremarkable cloud in the sky enraged pedestrians in Uptown, prompting a police response in…
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Ben Friedman
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OMAHA, Neb. — Recent budget cuts to the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration by the Trump Administration has rendered it…
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Ryan Dondero
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local punk Steve “Vomit” Parker reportedly began his annual metamorphosis into a Sublime guy after temperatures cracked the…
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Mark Shady
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CHICAGO – Local man Chad Hester finally made the decision to introduce his “you don’t know what cold weather is”…
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Matt McInerney
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This is a joke, right? I’m not going out there! The air is literally attacking the ground right now, and…
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I am here today to talk about a false equivalency that has finally bothered me to the breaking point. Folks,…
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Anna Walsh
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RICHMOND, Va. — All but one of the residents of 135 Maple Street is dreading the onset of springtime weather,…
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Amanda Russel
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BOULDER, Colo. — A recent report conducted by a string of irritated citizens shows that the nation’s parks are already…
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Sophie Len
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PALMDALE, CA — Customers and baristas of The Catalyst Coffee Shop were shaken to their core Sunday afternoon when sick…
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SEATTLE — A six-year-old purple otter pop was granted a new life purpose as a DIY ice pack after a…
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