BETHESDA, Md. — Local conservationist Martin Sinclair vowed to stop drinking water in order to offset the environmental impact of…
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Ryan Danley
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NEW YORK — Local punk rocker and present-day messiah, Lenny “Resin” Jackson stunned the masses crashing at his squat by…
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Walk down the corridors of an oncology wing anywhere in the country and you’ll learn just how “fair” life is.…
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Tim Graham
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ATLANTA — Georgia’s governor has signed a bill prohibiting the act of offering water to thirsty audience members queuing in…
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Rob Ryder
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BALTIMORE – Party guests reacted with visceral horror upon realizing their host intentionally purchased and offered them nearly 16 dozen…
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Colleen Nerney
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BLACK ROCK DESERT, Nev. – Burning Man festival attendee Joshua Lewis recently died onsite due to his utter paranoia that…
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LOS ANGELES — Internet commenters who enjoy wasting their valuable time leaving snide remarks on social media posts by canned…
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LOS ANGELES — Canned water brand Liquid Death and Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker are collaborating on a new collectible enema…
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Jay Wells L'Ecuyer
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It’s the middle of the night. I take my one water glass to the kitchen for a refill, and that’s…
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Kevin Tit
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WASHINGTON — Your parents, who have spent every waking moment for the past 20 years preparing for the end of…
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