SEATTLE — A six-year-old purple otter pop was granted a new life purpose as a DIY ice pack after a…
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Ben Friedman
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July 17, 2021
WASHINGTON — A CDC annual report detailing the various causes of death in the United States noted that “being crushed…
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Patrick Crooks
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May 12, 2021
WASHINGTON — Prominent conservatives nationwide are beginning to inquire if they are still morally obligated to listen to Ariel Pink…
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WASHINGTON — Embattled congressman Matt Gaetz shocked officials inside the Beltway with a bombshell announcement regarding his age, stunned Capitol…
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WASHINGTON — President Biden urged American citizens to peacefully allow law enforcement to continue murdering them following a spike in…
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WASHINGTON — Far-right conspiracy theorist and representative for Georgia’s 14th congressional district, Marjorie Taylor Greene, exceeded previous fundraising efforts after…
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Jonah Nink
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January 19, 2021
WASHINGTON — Capitol security officials announced this morning that the inauguration of President-elect Joe Biden will be secured by 25,000…
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Bibek Gurung
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July 20, 2020
NASHVILLE, Tenn. — The embattled country group formerly known as Lady Antebellum, and more recently Lady A, has finally settled…
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Chris Nakis
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July 16, 2020
WASHINGTON — Representatives for the popular NFL team based in Washington, D.C. claimed today that they only used their long-standing…
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Caroline Smith
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June 9, 2020
WASHINGTON — In an effort to bring jobs back home to the U.S., President Trump ordered soldiers enlisted in the…
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