Cory Cousins
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ALTOONA, Pa. — Local metal band, Reluctant Cannibal, announced they will exclusively perform at venues that mandate the donning of…
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Caroline Smith
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BALTIMORE — Friends of local mom-to-be Vivian Wilburg have been taking advantage of her mandatory sobriety and using her as…
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Taylor Roebuck
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DETROIT — Local short person Elizabeth Kramer spent $90 on floor tickets for an upcoming concert after forgetting that she’s…
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Josh Klasco
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BROOKLYN, N.Y. — Local psychedelic doo-wop band Francis and the Francy Boys are preparing to play the “only a few…
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James Knapp
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Okay, I’m cool. Sure I’ve had 11 PBRs on an empty stomach, but there is no way I’m gonna be…
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James Knapp
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SECAUCUS, N.J. — The newly created Merch Guy Hall of Fame announced its inaugural class of inductees consisting entirely of…
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James Knapp
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I can’t believe that "sound guy" is still a socially acceptable thing to call someone. What year is this, 2004?!…
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James Knapp
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ATLANTA — Local punk Rodney Tobleson reportedly stood completely still with arms crossed in the middle of the pit during…
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Patrick Crooks
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BALTIMORE — Members of local punk band Slip and Fall realized they’d neglected to tell their bassist they'd voted him…
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Ken Taro
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There I was, just waiting for a friend outside Dom’s Pub when a bunch of random people started shoving their…
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