Adam Frost-Venrick
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I hear people talk a lot these days about “wellness.” On TikTok, it’s almost impossible not to hear chatter about:…
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As the hole in the crotch grows larger than each leg hole, my wife begs me to buy a new…
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Brett Olsen
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Ever since Jeremy Allen White exposed his Calvin Kleins to the world, the newfound friction between me and my wife…
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Joe Rumrill
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WAUKEGAN, Mich. — Local shock-rock fixture Andy “Randy Andy” Phantym is reportedly unsure why the many pairs of underwear thrown…
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Joe Rumrill
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NEW YORK — Legendary Talking Heads frontman David Byrne awoke full of terror last night when he once again dreamed…
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Heather Cook
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NORTH HALEDON, N.J. — A recently cleaned bedroom was left completely ravaged and covered in underwear, socks, receipts, and pillows…
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MONTREAL — An alarming new study revealed that body dysmorphia diagnoses skyrocketed just hours after clothing manufacturer Gildan released a…
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The Hard Times Staff
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ROANOKE, Va. — Local mother Jodi Forenza fulfilled her 26-year-old son Tony’s Christmas wish by purchasing him a three-pack of…
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James Knapp
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — After several months of working remotely, employees of Hard Radar Publishing returned to their office for the…
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Dom Turek
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AKRON, Ohio — A pair of bathing suit bottoms were called in to pick up an off-season shift this week…
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