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Oh man, have you seen my Cybertruck? It’s so fucking sick, dude. Just look at it. It’s like something straight out of a 1980s dystopian…
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It’s an age-old question—if you had a time machine, would you go back in time and kill baby Hitler? To me, it was always a…
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The results of this year’s presidential election will forever stand as a moment in which America, for the second time, looked in the mirror and…
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