Tired Tag Archives

Ben Friedman • June 30, 2025

ASBURY PARK, N.J. — Local 41-year-old Teddy Moore is being hailed as a hero after multiple witnesses confirmed he attended…

Nathan Kamal • March 15, 2025

COLTS NECK, N.J. — The grandchildren of legendary musical artist Bruce Springsteen are reportedly exhausted after being serenaded with a…

Heather Cook • January 24, 2023

Ring ring! It's the Girlboss Academy calling and they’re offering this brave woman a full ride because she slays all…

Zach Hudson • May 27, 2022

NACOGDOCHES, Texas — Local 34-year-old Mark Finn was unsuccessful in his attempts to woo a woman into meeting up no-strings…

Nathan Kamal • February 7, 2022

PITTSBURGH — Local 38-year old man Justin Peterson spent the majority of the show that he is currently reminding himself…

Krissy Howard • January 24, 2022

KANSAS CITY, Mo. — The excited feeling local punk Cassie Ringo felt when learning of a band coming to town…

Zac Lux • January 1, 2022

BUFFALO, N.Y. — A decrepit pair of jeans shook themselves fiercely in an attempt to rip themselves free of a…

Patrick Crooks • November 10, 2021

ATLANTA — Local sub Darren Payne was rebuffed by his partner, Anthony Clark, in his request to be bound, gagged,…

Matt McInerney • October 26, 2021

BOSTON — 34-year-old Ryan Conway was seemingly unaware that the similarly aged couple he was talking with throughout the night…

Yancy Lee Crawford • April 7, 2021

INDIANAPOLIS — Members of sludge band RESINator expressed a desire to play faster, heavier death metal, but admitted that they…