Alex Vlahov
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I keep getting your texts, but listen: you have no idea how busy I am online. There are so many…
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Krissy Howard
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BALTIMORE — An obviously broken phone that you for some reason refuse to replace reportedly does still work, assuming you…
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John Danek
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CINCINNATI — Friendless, pathetic loser Sonny Robertson attempted to remedy his loneliness yesterday by starting a group text with his…
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Rick Homuth
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POMONA, Calif. — In a group text to her three sons, Caroline Barnhardt followed an already cryptic message with a…
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Courtney Baka
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CHICAGO -- Swamp Smut drummer Logan Stone discovered a text message following his set on Thursday night, reading, “What time…
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Eric Navarro
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DURHAM, N.C. – Temptation and false hope arose early this morning when bassist Steven Bliss received a text from an…
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BUFFALO, N.Y. -- A string of increasingly desperate texts sent to an underage fan have revealed the softer side of Kevin…
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OLYMPIA, Wash. – Due to circumstances described as "typical goddamn horseshit," Doctor Piss were forced to drop off their show Friday…
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