Patrick Sullivan
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I’ve been playing a lot of Music League lately, and after this last round there’s only one conclusion I can…
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John Danek
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BLOOMINGTON, Ind. — Pretentious bourbon sniffer Patrick Welles is ruining the otherwise fun vibes of an impromptu house party hang…
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Rachel Steele
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Shit, no I did not get a chance to start that show you recommended to me, sorry about that. It’s…
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John Danek
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The big music publications are scared. No one clicks on articles anymore except for clickbait-y Top 100 lists. They would…
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Daniel Arnold
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TACOMA, Wash. — Local coffee aficionado Sage Davis claimed today that he finally perfected his method for brewing the perfect…
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Salim Alam
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local cop and bland-tasted white guy Cody Anderson admitted earlier today that, despite his general aversion to any…
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Evan Doering
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Local man Garret Bergeron asked a Bizarro Records store clerk yesterday if she validated opinions before he…
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Rick Homuth
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. — Mourner Bryan Powell was reportedly infatuated last week with how different the tap water in Nashville tasted…
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