John Danek
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ELKHART, Ind. — Legendary orchestral instrument manufacturer Selmer announced plans to edge into the metal musician market with the debut…
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Tim Graham
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BOSTON — Berklee College of Music professor Edwin Bruckner recently compiled several examples of humorous, offensive skits that had originally…
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Yancy Lee Crawford
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When I first heard Metallica was doing another album with the world-famous San Francisco Symphony a few years ago, I…
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Peter Woods
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Alright, listen. I’m sick of dealing with this over and over again, so I’m setting the record straight for good…
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Cory Cousins
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BOISE, Idaho — Ambitious music school graduate Fritz Stokowski took to the streets with flyers yesterday, advertising auditions for a…
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John Danek
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VIENNA – Local punk, former drummer, and current Vienna Philharmonic timpanist Griffin “Scuzz” Boyle removed his shirt minutes into his…
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Cory Cousins
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BOSTON — Boston Symphony Orchestra patrons were dismayed last night when a “complete poser” in attendance clapped after the first…
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NEW YORK — A much-needed last-minute practice for the Trans-Siberian Orchestra was delayed yet again by fucking Dale Andrews, who…
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