Jessica Lillian
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UNINCORPORATED TERRITORY SOMEWHERE IN THE PACIFIC OCEAN — Plane crash survivor and avid music fan Chris Ackerman was pleasantly surprised…
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Chris Bowen
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Nuclear war. It's been the backdrop for countless movies, and video games and served as the #1 looming threat that…
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Allegra Ringo
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PHOENIX — 35-year-old Cassie Lozano is in critical condition after she foolishly came to the conclusion she needed to limit…
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Dan Rice
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It’s been said that hunger is the greatest spice, and while that may be true, we believe that authenticity is…
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Dan Rice
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There are two types of people in this world: People who like to believe they wouldn’t hide their zombie bite…
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Ian Yamamoto
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ASTORIA, Ore. — Beginner survivalist Ethan Foster quickly forgot which of the two bodily wastes was sterile, piss or shit,…
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CARVER, Mass. — Local metalhead Tyler Kearns admitted that the replica Viking sword he brought on his camping trip might…
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Michael Luis
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MADISON, Wis. — 14-year-old nu metal fan and novice Boy Scout Calvin Nelson is reportedly only interested in learning about…
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Rebecca Acevedo
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A person always has a razor-blade, piss, and a cigarette readily available, and whether you’re in the alley behind a…
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John Merrifield
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As the apocalypse raged on, I’d begun running out of ways to entertain myself when I had the worst great…
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