Andrew Murphy
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BOSTON — A landmark study by a rowdy crew of sloshed scientists at the Harvard School of Drunk Studies have…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — A new study by Columbia University has found that ingesting cannabis improves whatever you need to hear…
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Grant Mulitz
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PALO ALTO, Calif. — Several weeks into a Stanford University study measuring the addictive nature of video games, participant Aidan…
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Edgar Towner
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A new study suggests that the average punk unknowingly has sex with five people who go…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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WASHINGTON — A harrowing new study by the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency found that the encroaching threat of climate change…
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Dom Turek
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DULUTH, Minn. — A new report released today in the New England Journal of Medicine claims that the feeling of…
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Claire Brown
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CAMBRIDGE, Mass. — Researchers at Harvard University have concluded that 90 percent of new songs are not attempts at a…
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Dan Kozuh
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BALTIMORE — Depressed researchers at Johns Hopkins University suggest a proper night’s sleep should last between 14 and 18 hours…
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Eric Navarro
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Oh neat! A series of new studies have been emerging showing that behaviors once considered dangerous are actually positive qualities.…
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Anya Volz
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DENVER — Local anomaly and known dirtbag David Gunther has perplexed a team of scientists with his disgust at the…
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