Robert John Scucci
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Jacksonville, Fla. — Local part-time dad Deryk Hoyt was disappointed by how far from completion his half-sleeve was after spending…
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Dianne Nora
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WASHINGTON — The US economy showed signs of rebounding after it added 943,000 new opportunities for workers to be exploited…
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Nathan Kamal
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Listen, everyone. We all know this last year of Covid-19 quarantine has been tough on everyone, and those extra hundos…
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Lana Schwartz
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ATLANTA — The combination of warmer temperatures and the accelerated vaccine rollout headed into Summer will lead to a sharp…
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Josh Klasco
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UNITED STATES — Landlords across the United States approved plans today to raise rent by $1,400 this April, to the…
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Andy Holt
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WASHINGTON, D.C. — Responding to criticism over his planned $1,400 stimulus check, President-elect Joe Biden clarified that a full $2,000…
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Zac Lux
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local punk Toni “Skwerm” Malloy was disappointed to find out yesterday that she only budgeted enough for…
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Patrick Crooks
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WASHINGTON — Congressional attempts to pass a COVID-19 stimulus bill once again reached an impasse yesterday after Congressman Matt Gaetz…
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Kevin Tit
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Career landlord and general piece of shit Tyler Simpson was devastated to learn today that he’s also…
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Nick Ortolani
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WASHINGTON — House and Senate Republicans agreed today that, rather than issue additional stimulus payments, Americans would be better off…
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