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Nathan Kamal • March 10, 2022

Cats. They think they’re so fucking above it all, with their fur and their tails and their crepuscular-ass lifestyle. But…

The Hard Times Staff • February 24, 2022

MESA, Ariz. — Local metal fan and staunch supporter of personality responsibility, Damon Rogalski was visibly annoyed when he was…

Patrick Crooks • September 24, 2021

SAN FRANCISCO — Local man Clay Horton briefly paused fellating a complete stranger at a glory hole in an area…

The Hard Times Staff • November 26, 2020

WEYMOUTH, Mass. — The guest list of an annual Friendsgiving celebration, truncated this year due to COVID-19 mandates, has shown…

Shea Strauss • December 19, 2019

KIRBY, Wyo. — Local woman Madison Fuller announced today via multiple social media platforms that she is expecting to be…

Krissy Howard • May 12, 2019

NORMAN, Okla. — A Facebook status update posted by Haute Sauce guitarist Julie Rice was hijacked today when her father…

James Webster • October 1, 2018

AUSTIN, Texas — Local punk Ciara Reynolds is still perplexed by the tracking status for her package was updated from…

Jeremy Kaplowitz • November 4, 2016

SCHENECTADY, N.Y. — In an act of true Internet politeness, the “extremely considerate” Chris Kasey shared a friend’s hard-hitting status…

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