Hey, buddy. You know how earlier, when you got here, to your friend’s friend’s game night where you only know Dougie and you’ve only met…
A Group of Teenage Girls Just Laughed Near You So Enjoy Being Paranoid About That Forever
By Sean Fallon
Like three cannon blasts from the depths of hell, a trio of teenage girls just laughed while sitting near to you so that’s something that…
I Didn’t Come Here To Make Friends, I Came Here To Stand in the Corner and Hope I Don’t Say Anything Too Weird
By Bobby Korec
Whoa there, buddy. I didn’t come to this party to cultivate new friendships or trick people into connecting with me on LinkedIn. I came here…
BELLEFONTE, Pa. — A customer at Quik Cuts Barber Shop cast an aching stare at a neighboring silent barber/customer pair while having his hair, and…
Socially Awkward Anarchist Unsure of Right Moment to Start Riot
By Kaitlyn Jeffers
WASHINGTON — Local anarchist and socially awkward person Cynthia Mejia paced outside of The World Bank for nearly two hours this morning, unsure how and…