Krissy Howard
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July 14, 2020
BOISE, Idaho — Local bored woman Mona Trevino has quietly re-followed all of the messy, oversharing friends on Facebook she…
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Mark Roebuck
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July 13, 2020
DULUTH, Minn. — A mother using Facebook’s newly introduced Night Mode was reportedly concerned she had wandered into the secretive…
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Tyler Simpson
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June 23, 2020
MIDLOTHIAN, Texas — Twitter user Sarah Criss recently pinned the greatest accomplishment she’ll ever achieve, an observational joke about American’s…
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DALLAS — White liberal and exhausted local ally, Sonya Neptin, is wondering how many tweets they have to write before…
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Matt Kenny
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May 17, 2020
SAN FRANCISCO — Citing the economic fallout from the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, online education platform Masterclass has announced that the…
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Bobby Korec
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April 25, 2020
It’s time to call a spade a spade and say that Trapt is the absolute greatest band of all time.…
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Laura Merli
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April 22, 2020
MENLO PARK — With a wave of disappointment washing over himself for squandering another potentially productive day, an employee at…
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Freelancer
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April 11, 2020
The coronavirus pandemic is causing catastrophic and multivalent shock waves that will impact global trade, geopolitics, and social norms for…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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March 10, 2020
MONTGOMERY, Ala. — Justin Curry’s post on Reddit’s r/relationship_advice under the username u/throwawaythekeys92 did absolutely nothing to hide his identity…
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Patrick Coyne
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March 9, 2020
DENVER — A controversial new study conducted by “a gaggle of lame-ass dorks with like, basically two followers or whatever”…
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