SPOKANE, WA – Local Facebook user Josh Larson was “on cloud nine” following the acceptance of his friend request by semi-popular indie rock musician Kyle…
Twitter Verifies Bands as Sellouts
SAN FRANCISCO, CA – In an attempt to cater to new demographics, Twitter announced it will be expanding its verification feature to determine which bands…
UC Davis Paid $195,000 to Erase Radiohead From The Internet
AP — A leaked University of California – Davis budget document revealed the California institution of higher learning recently paid nearly $200,000 in an attempt…
Social Media Manager Urges Aging Rocker to Consider Dying
Los Angeles — The social media manager for Spiked Recordz, Tyler Barnes (@TyTyBinks), reportedly urged aging rocker Jimmy “Driveshaft” Davids to consider a bold new…
MENLO PARK, CA – Just weeks after announcing his plan to donate a majority of his Facebook shares to charity, Mark Zuckerberg released another unprecedented post in…
Greg Ginn’s Use Of #BlackFlagMatters Hashtag Draws Criticism
HERMOSA BEACH, Calif. – Black Flag’s Greg Ginn, a lightning rod for controversy, is once again drawing heavy criticism after starting a misguided protest movement…
Vegan, Straight Edge, Libertarian, Bike Messenger Unsure What To Lead With In Tinder Bio
SAN FRANCISCO – With more and more people meeting via dating apps, creating the perfect online dating profile has become more important than ever — especially…
Accused Racist Claims He Has Plenty of Gay Friends
LITTLE ROCK, Ark. –Glenn White, accused racist, adamantly defended himself on a heated Facebook thread yesterday, claiming he has “plenty of gay friends.” “Look, my best…
Controversial Band Braces for Empty Threats
THE INTERNET – Tempers continued to flare across the World Wide Web this weekend due to an incident that occurred during a recent set by…
Band Actively Trying to Flip Van on Tour to Gain Attention
CHICAGO – Creating buzz for a hardcore band can be tough with so many groups competing for the attention of potential fans. Southern California band…