Ella Gale
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By now just about every guy has mastered the art of giving women the Big O on their Little C.…
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Sam Rose
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DAVIS, Calif. — Sue and Phil Atherton were caught exchanging furtive glances last night in anticipation of the coitus scheduled…
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Daniel Louis
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FREEHOLD, N.J. — High school junior Andy Moran gave his mother a Honey Clementine-scented Yankee Candle earlier today for Mother’s…
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Hey, you. Yeah, I’m talking to you. The one crowd killing by swinging fists directly into unsuspecting show patrons trying…
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Mark Turner
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It’s not always easy being a male feminist. Walking the fine line between empathy for the plight of women and…
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Courtney Baka
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The search for love is a challenge that has plagued mankind, and me, for centuries. It seems every person has…
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Dan Rice
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Mystery Science Theater 3000 is remembered as a source of laughs, Thanksgiving day bonding, and of course, background noise to…
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Courtney Baka
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DEERFIELD, Ill. — Teenage punk band Infectious Human Waste met at Judy’s Pizzeria after practice last Thursday to discuss the…
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