Dan Bookbinder
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FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Local Fangles Family Kitchen server and math rock fan Dave Morgan eagerly accommodated a request to…
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Doug Kolic
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HOUSTON — AI-generated punk band Fresh Scabies expressed their desire to crash on any available servers “just for a little…
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Dom Turek
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Oh fuck, not again. Dad is motioning for our server to come over. She already remade his Arnold Palmer with…
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Dan Kozuh
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OVERLAND PARK, Kan. — Local pasta enthusiast, Harold Roy, told the server at the Metcalf South Mall Olive Garden location…
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Nathan Kamal
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Listen, we both know there’s a...distance between us. I’ve felt it, and I’m sure you have too. We’re growing further…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — Local diner Bill Frakes reportedly walked into a recently reopened Golden Corral restaurant and whispered “beast mode” while…
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John Danek
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It's 2021 and it's about damn time we feel comfortable discussing our personal traumas. And speaking of 2021, we have…
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Kevin Flynn
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LONDON — Following a recent patch to the popular new battle royale game, gamers have discovered the addition of an…
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Dan Luberto
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The service industry is hard. Being a waiter or waitress means long crazy hours of physically demanding work and relying…
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Graham Isador
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BUFFALO, N.Y. – Punk rocker Jimmy Dowl was “shocked and disappointed” when his Minor Threat reference was completely wasted on…
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