Sarah Cortina
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Look, I’ve done some things I’m not proud of in this life. We all tell little white lies to get…
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Ben Friedman
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RICHFIELD, Minn. — Foot traffic at a local Walmart store has dropped off significantly after one of its greeters, unapologetic…
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James Knapp
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Holy hell! What the fuck is that thing? I have never seen a bug like that in my life and…
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Ben Friedman
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This country is going to hell. Everyday there’s some new bullshit that threatens our American way of life, like Taylor…
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Elanna White
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Ah, Halloween. A holiday that’s all about bringing an equal amount of both joy and fear (though what’s scarier than…
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Zach Raffio
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GRAND ISLAND, Neb. — Local doctor Harvin Smill found himself visibly sweaty this morning responding with a mumbled sequence of…
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Nathan Kamal
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AUSTIN, Texas — A desperate guitar pick is currently clinging to the inside body of an acoustic guitar belonging to…
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Taylor Roebuck
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LANSING, Mich. — 14-year-old goth Sarah Marpa suffered a series of horrendous nightmares after watching lighthearted rom-com “The Wedding Singer”…
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John Dixon
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MILWAUKEE — Local man Jeremy Grimm’s sudden infatuation with a newly discovered band was put on hold today pending the…
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Kevin Tit
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HANOVER, Pa. — Local Nazi, Kyle Rumbley, is unsure how to tell his family he voted for Joe Biden after…
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