Steve Packosky
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NEWARK, N.J. — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) Agent Gary Morton decided to change his morally reprehensible ways and lead…
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Steve Packosky
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These days, it seems like division is ingrained into the very fabric of our society. Whether it’s politics, religion, or…
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Alex Vlahov
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AKRON, Ohio — Progressive-minded, but very smelly, children across the world woke up to gifts from Crust Punk Santa who…
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Sam LiButti
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DETROIT — Local man Stuart Bask magically began his transformation into an unfunny conservative after he accidentally killed comedian Tim…
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Carter Schenke
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CHICAGO — Local goth couple Caleb and Adrienne Simmons recently decided to break the news to their children that Jack…
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Patrick Coyne
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PHILADELPHIA — Lifelong Philadelphia Eagles fan Michael Catalano passed down his father’s beloved pack of throwing batteries to his son…
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Rob Walker
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Did you hear the news? Santa Claus is coming to town! For most, that means putting out the cookies and…
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Andy Holt
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ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local gamer Madison Sutton, 12, hoped to find a PS5 video game console under the Christmas…
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Ryan Lichten
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SEATTLE — Beloved Christmas icon Santa Claus announced today that he is starting a GoFundMe campaign after his sleigh was…
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Jonah Nink
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CHICAGO — Holiday icon and present delivery mogul Santa Claus admitted this morning that he snuck Bandcamp links to his…
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