Joe Rumrill
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SPOKANE, Wash. — Local anxiety-sufferer Eno Patrice upped his attempt at his daily mental health walk to a mental health…
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James Webster
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OLYMPIA, Wash. — Local punk Kevin Wilder admitted he was feeling slightly fatigued after he completed a 5K race during…
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Sarah Cassell
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You’re starting to feel adrift. What do you want to do with your life? Should you start a podcast? It…
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Peter Woods
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HOPKINGTON, Mass. — Local creep Brad Hinton announced his plans to run a full marathon, moments after seeing a woman…
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Dan Vanderpool
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OAKLAND, Calif. — The local Oakland hardcore scene announced today that it will collectively convert to being a heavily tattooed…
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Brett McCabe
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WATERTOWN, Mass. — Local gamer Terence Vallee has been pushing his body well past its comfort level during gaming sessions,…
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DALLAS — Local punk Denny “Wart” Morrill surprised fellow Dallas Marathon runners yesterday by shitting himself at the very beginning…
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Mark Roebuck
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BOISE, Idaho — Local man John Larsen abruptly left his post at Pet Supplies Plus yesterday to race home and…
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Louie Aronowitz
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LOS ANGELES — Tom Cruise released a statement today, after much speculation, confirming he would be running in the year…
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Mark Roebuck
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BOSTON — A runner best known for his appearance in a difficult viral flash game from 2008 has finally finished…
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