Kyle Kelly-Yahner
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ST. LOUIS — Local punk Luke Koester downgraded his live-in romantic partner Samatha Tsai from “girlfriend” to “roommate” yesterday following…
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Shea Strauss
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ATLANTA —The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is urging people to give a “free pass” for intercourse between roommates…
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Louie Aronowitz
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BROOKLYN — Local roommate Will Sanders surprised his housemates yesterday when he finally bought toilet paper for the first time…
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Nyda Ahmad
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KANSAS CITY — Local slob Donna McKenny agitated her roommates again yesterday with her claim that the mounting piles of…
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Brendan Krick
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EUGENE, Ore. — Perpetually inconsiderate roommate Michael Chabot was thrilled yesterday to discover a giant pile of garbage in his…
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POMONA, Calif. — Local straight edger Dave Bower drank every non-alcoholic beverage intended for use as a mixer last night…
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Lauren Lavín
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CINCINNATI — A group of punk house residents organized a large benefit show last weekend to raise money for their…
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Louie Aronowitz
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BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man Dan Traver warned friends this morning that his roommate Will Fu’s tweeting of various Elliott…
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ALAMEDA, Calif. — Local punk venue The Frick House installed depressed tenant Adam Gould on their couch yesterday, with full…
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Sammi Skolmoski
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CHICAGO — Local woman and very loud porn watcher when she thinks she’s alone Amy Fritz realized late this afternoon…
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