Chris Bowen
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ROCHESTER, N.Y. — Local heavy metal fan Eric Tullman was saddened that the Mercyful Fate shirt he was wearing while…
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Charles Bill
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In the words of Steve Miller and his band, time keeps on slipping into the future. Do you want to…
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NEW YORK — Executives from The Big Five book publishers launched a coordinated effort to boost sales by pressuring the…
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Nathan Kamal
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The Killers are one of the single biggest rock acts of the this millennium, a powerhouse band propelled by the…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Local punk exorcist Benicio “Scary” Scaramucci admitted he didn’t see any problems with the sinister child threatening nuns…
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Adam Frost-Venrick
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Good morrow, fellows. My name is Piteousness Baille. I am, this year, celebrating my 106th birthday. I am one of…
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Max Barth
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NEW YORK – Local Greek Orthodox punk Roland Lee admits he regularly misses out on limited edition Record Store Day…
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Zachary Wolf
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America is going to hell in a hand-basket, and not in a good way. These kids today don’t care about…
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John Danek
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DALLAS — Despondent black metal bedroom musician Dale “Vaxxix” Houlihan recently came to the sudden realization that the spiritual void…
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Audrey Vieira
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LAS VEGAS — Self-proclaimed Killers fan Tyler Blakeslee was horrified to discover allusions to frontman Brandon Flowers’ Mormon faith hidden…
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