Jerrod Kingery
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AUSTIN, Texas — Social media marketing manager Anthony Skipper forwarded a complaint about his tortimese housecat Nickels moments ago to…
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Patrick Coyne
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NEW HAVEN, Conn. — The cam girl you’ve been throwing money at when you should have been working from home…
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Nick Ortolani
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MACON, Ga. — Local Civil War reenactor, blogger, and aspiring mass shooter Randolph Cunningham was forced to go door to…
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Jimmy Beliakoff
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SANTA MONICA, Calif. — With the continuing spread of the COVID-19 pandemic and nonessential businesses being asked to send workers…
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Mark Bouchard
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CHICAGO — Local punk Allen Prestigiacomo is now unemployed from home, thanks to Illinois Governor J.B. Pritzker’s decree forcing bars…
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Shea Strauss
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ATLANTA —The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention is urging people to give a “free pass” for intercourse between roommates…
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Hard Drive Staff
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ATLANTA — Local World of Warcraft player John Fleming was on his 32nd day of self quarantining when he learned…
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NEW ROCHELLE, N.Y. — Local gamer Mindy Cunningham, currently in preventive self-quarantine due to the coronavirus outbreak, has become so…
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Ella Gale
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Sure, thousands of people have died in the coronavirus pandemic. But you know who else is about to die? A…
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Louie Aronowitz
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DUTCHESS, N.Y. — Endlessly bashful man Dan Jennick admitted today that he’s made extra trips to his local Starbucks during…
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