Scott Waldman
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Intro that doubles as the small print: You may ask and then subsequently remark, “What the heck is Muse doing…
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James Knapp
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To begin with, I’d like to formally apologize to anyone I may have offended during the funeral of Lucas Hodge,…
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Charles Bill
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ARLINGTON, Va. – Army officials at the Pentagon debuted a new, realistic recruitment commercial that portrays a recruit masturbating four…
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Nathan Kamal
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Whether you call it weird fiction, sword and sorcery, or just plain nerd stuff, the fantasy genre is pretty incredible.…
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Peter Woods
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Cecil Clarke admitted that the only contribution he made to his upcoming wedding is researching potential…
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Jeff Bender
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The other day I overheard one of my colleagues say they love teaching because, in the end, they learn as…
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James Knapp
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Ian MacKaye has had many successes over his career. He has been a key figure in multiple influential bands, the…
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Mike Maher
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MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Members of rockabilly octet Eddie Mercury and the Cougars recently took a paternity test to determine who’s…
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Ryan Danley
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WASHINGTON — Legendary hardcore vocalist and sunburn victim Ian MacKaye reportedly became irritated with his friends and family for failing…
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