Punk Tag Archives - Page 129

25 Best Metallica Songs to Listen to Before You Get Blackout Drunk and Ruin Your Family’s Thanksgiving Dinner Again

Cody Arbor • November 22, 2023

There are only so many ways to get out of a Thanksgiving dinner with your family, and since the lockdown…

Former Punk Still Squirmy Around Cops Despite Decades of Fully Obeying The Law

Zachary Wolf • November 22, 2023

BELLINGHAM, Wash – Former punk Langley West admits he still gets twitchy when cops are around despite having not broken…

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Poll: Is It Ok If I Lay On Your Floor And Let Your Cats Sniff Me?

Lana Kim • November 22, 2023

It’s that time of the year. The time when all of us, one way or another, end up at a…

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Hardcore Couple Reach Disneyland Stage of Relationship

Dan Vanderpool • November 22, 2023

ANAHEIM, Calif. – A pair of local hardcore lovebirds announced they reached the Disneyland stage of their relationship after several…

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Alex Jones’ Dog Claims to Be In Possession of Documents Linking Mysterious Dog Illness to Lab in China

Jack Humphrey • November 21, 2023

AUSTIN, Texas — Adrenochrome “Addy” Jones, the five-year-old German Sherperd owned by far-right conspiracy theorist Alex Jones, claims to have…

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Choose Your Own Adventure Book For 35-Year-Olds Only Ending Is “Take an Anxiety Nap”

James Knapp • November 21, 2023

NEW YORK — A new choose-your-own-adventure horror book intended specifically for individuals in their mid-thirties entitled “Halfway To the Grave”…

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Punk Wonders What the Hell Boss Could Want at 1 p.m. on a Tuesday

Sarah Cassell • November 21, 2023

WASHINGTON – Local punk Rene Johnson was absolutely gobsmacked and quite offended after he got a Slack notification from his…

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Every Doctor and Companion from “Doctor Who” Ranked by How Much They Hung Out at CBGB in the ‘70s and ‘80s

Dan Rice • November 20, 2023

For 60 years now the BBC's "Doctor Who" has fascinated viewers with its high-concept sci-fi storytelling, unparalleled mythology/world-building, and inadvertently…

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Top 25 Things to Bring to Friendsgiving to Avoid Being Invited Back Next Year

Holden Klym • November 20, 2023

Thanksgiving! A great way to kick off the season of spending dreadful amounts of time with your relatives, making small…

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UPDATE: I Remembered Another Part of My Dream (Guest Column By Your Mom)

Kyle Duggan • November 20, 2023

Hi, sweetie. I was just checking my phone to see if you remembered to call when I realized I never…

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