Alex Giannascoli isn’t just the man behind the TikTok treehouse song. He’s also a prolific songwriter, avid dog lover, and the only musician (to my…
You know what they say: if you remember Britpop, you weren’t there. Specifically, you probably weren’t in the United Kingdom in the 1990s, when a…
The Black Flag “Bars” logo is one of the most common tattoos you will see on punks and hardcore kids of all ages. But tattooers…
MESA, Ariz. — A waiter’s routine check-in interrupted Ashleigh Firio stuffing six inches of cock in her mouth during a date night with her boyfriend…
My older sister Randie is finally tying the knot, and we haven’t exactly been on the best of terms since I crashed her Jeep into…
Love them or hate them, IDLES is a band. What many people don’t know is that they’re also super fucking British. Their politically outspoken material…
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You remember Lagwagon, your older brother listened to them during his brief punk phase before going off to college and becoming an investment banker. Hailing…
Serious question: when ranking the best hardcore bands of all time, does Poison the Well ever get brought up? Because they should at least be…
Seems like everywhere you look these days there’s a new song waiting to be heard. No, we’re not being poetic here. We’re not using the…
CATONSVILLE, Md. — Local punk and terrible uncle Chris Middleton was genuinely unsure if his 5-year-old nephew might be too young to watch the suicide…
So you’re fighting with your partner again. They call you a narcissist but even though you’re the farthest thing from it–It’s not your fault you’re…
Florida is a methadone-sponsored and trauma-inducing wasteland that should forever and ever times infinity be removed from everyone’s memory along with your aunt’s favorite Rhodes…
50 Cartoon Characters Ranked By How Likely They Are to See the Divine Light of the Kingdom of Heaven
50 Cartoon Characters Ranked By How Likely They Are to See the Divine Light of the Kingdom of Heaven
Good morrow, fellows. My name is Piteousness Baille. I am, this year, celebrating my 106th birthday. I am one of the last remaining members of…