Dan Rice
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Yes, before you ask, these are bed bug bites all over my body, and no, I do not need the…
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Richard Circuit
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OKLAHOMA CITY, Okla. — The lineup poster for this summer’s Megapalooza included a tiny disclaimer below rows of band names…
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Anna Walsh
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SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Staff and audience members at the newly reopened Cherry Pit reported a puzzling stench that may be…
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Dom Turek
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ASHEVILLE, S.C. — A frontline food service worker was stripped of her hero and esteemed “essential” status after forgetting to…
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UNITED STATES — 2021 calendars across the country report that Christmas is only 183 mass shootings away, sources who are…
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Ryan Danley
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LOS ANGELES — Vocalist Trevor Handler of Reseda pop punk band Half-Hazzard insisted that his reluctance to help the band…
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Nathan Kamal
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ROCKFORD, Ill. — Retail clerk Emma Stephenson finally began to feel a sense of normalcy as an unreasonably irate customer…
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Nathan Kamal
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CHICAGO — A passenger on American Airlines Flight 3077 was reportedly concerned whether he was allowed to lower his mask…
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Freelancer
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NEW YORK — A local hardcore scene was left to organize a benefit show for several hundred of the 3,000…
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