Steve Packosky
•
WYTHEVILLE, Va. — Scott Griffith, vocalist and guitarist for black metal band Skogklage, showed himself to be a total poser…
Read More →
Zachary Wolf
•
HONOLULU — Local skateboarding bulldog Excalibur reportedly pushes the board with his back legs instead of his front ones like…
Read More →
Ryan Dondero
•
NEW YORK — Local poser James Morgan reportedly wore a bald cap over his luscious head of hair in order…
Read More →
Zach Hudson
•
NEW YORK — Local metalhead Mark Calhoune confidently wore a Mastodon shirt to the Museum of Natural History despite not…
Read More →
James Knapp
•
AURORA, Ill. — Local man Wendell Banks drove a 2013 Prius hybrid to popular power-pop trio Fold-Out Fedora’s drive-in show…
Read More →
Krissy Howard
•
HATTIESBURG, Miss. — Local poser Justin Lindsey listed several brands of protein bars last night after multiple members of the…
Read More →
Patrick Coyne
•
LOS ANGELES — A mysterious pair of sunglasses discovered by local crust punk and drifter Rick “Zilch” Toombs allegedly allow…
Read More →
Bobby Korec
•
BOSTON — Philosophy major Patrick Cartelli returned yesterday from three months studying abroad in London with several new mannerisms, including…
Read More →
Lauren Lavín
•
SANTA CLARA, Calif. — Local PacSun employee Patrick “Pat” Graham could not solve a captcha test Tuesday afternoon that asked…
Read More →
Laura Merli
•
SAN FRANCISCO — The makers of the audiophile app Shazam announced today that the program can now retrieve the precise…
Read More →
