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As tensions across the globe rise into unprecedented levels of intense technological advancement mixed with the takedown of free will of any kind, we might…
BANGOR, Maine — Middle-aged goth Richard Irwin stashed his collection of The Cure’s landmark fourth album “Pornography” in the woods behind his house yesterday to…
As a proud American, I’m always looking for new business ventures. After a lot of research, my wife and I decided that we should start…
DENVER — Local pornography enthusiast Brett Wallace was caught off guard moments ago by an advertisement for Democratic presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg while watching a…
Here I am at the local Burger Blaster minding my own business when this guy takes his Portable Porno Player out! I’m thinking like, my…
The Claim: According to an internet ad my neighborhood is full of horny mature women looking to get wet and wild with ME right now,…