PHILADELPHIA — Frequent PornHub uploader Tyler Jones was clearly going through some stuff as evidenced by the title of his latest entry, confirmed masturbators nationwide.…
As tensions across the globe rise into unprecedented levels of intense technological advancement mixed with the takedown of free will of any kind, we might…
TOKYO — The Seikoi Museum of Sex in Kabuki-cho, the red-light district of Japan’s capital, opened its doors for the first time earlier this week…
BANGOR, Maine — Middle-aged goth Richard Irwin stashed his collection of The Cure’s landmark fourth album “Pornography” in the woods behind his house yesterday to…
As a proud American, I’m always looking for new business ventures. After a lot of research, my wife and I decided that we should start…
DENVER — Local pornography enthusiast Brett Wallace was caught off guard moments ago by an advertisement for Democratic presidential candidate Mike Bloomberg while watching a…
Here I am at the local Burger Blaster minding my own business when this guy takes his Portable Porno Player out! I’m thinking like, my…
The Claim: According to an internet ad my neighborhood is full of horny mature women looking to get wet and wild with ME right now,…
In my day to day life I do whatever I can to be an advocate for marginalized communities in America. As a straight white male…
SAN FRANCISCO — Brendan Foster posted on Facebook late last night to state he will be “taking a break from the internet for a few days…