Dicky Stock
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PEMBROKE, Mass. — Local Dad and Lowe’s sales associate Brian Weckbacher was “giddy as a schoolboy” yesterday after conversing with…
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CJ Hernandez
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Police and federal troops have reportedly abducted enough protesters to upgrade their unmarked vans with a variety…
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James Knapp
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As a police union representative, let me say this in plain English for all you darn snowflakes trying to defund…
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Piotr Parker
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TAMPA, Fla. — Local police officer Stan Barton has entered his sixth consecutive hour at Royal Ink Tattoo Studio, brainstorming…
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Well, this is officially the worst interview we’ve ever done. With Trump sending federal officers to major cities, we thought…
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Patrick Coyne
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BLUFFINGTON — Roger Klotz, son of famed monster truck driver Edwina Klotz and former middle school bully, is “a fucking…
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Anna Walsh
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I’ve heard a lot of my fellow Americans question the moral compass and general decency of the fine men and…
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Bobby Korec
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Few people know this but it's incredibly easy to become a cop. Hell, it's easier than becoming a middle school…
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Jordan Breeding
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A young man came up to me while I was golfing yesterday, and said, "Mr. Trump, your Nazi socialist secret…
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Jeremy Kaplowitz
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NEW YORK — NYPD officer Martin Stuart heroically paused earlier today to reflect that chokeholds are now an illegal use…
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